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Genetically engineered mice escape from science park

Editor, based upon an anonymous email

Science park officials are today warning that experimental genetically modified mice have escaped from the park. The mice have been engineered to be super intelligent and have been trained to work together in an organised way. Unfortunately, the mice became so clever they managed to outsmart their captures by disguising themselves as ducks and simply walking out through the main gates.

There have been many sightings of the mice in the nearby college of Derwent. Campus residents are warned not to approach the so-called super-mice as they are considered extremely dangerous.

Now they have gained their freedom, the mice want to start up an alternative civilsation on earth. A few mice have announced that they want to set up a democratically elected union - however none of the other mice give a shit.